Rebel by birth.
Outlaw by choice.
Evil by nature.
Master of reality.
Renegade I Am.

Welcome to HonkyKong•One, where chaos and adventure await aspiring intergalactic space pirates.

Harkin Zor’s journey to becoming the most notorious intergalactic space pirate—better known as Honky Kong One—began on the backwater mining colony of Xalox-9, a place so bleak even the rocks filed complaints. Raised among dust storms, rusted-out droids, and miners whose idea of a good time was betting on malfunctioning mech fights, young Harkin quickly realized survival required two things: ingenuity and an utter disregard for authority.

While other kids played holo-games, Harkin was busy hacking mining mechs into battle bots. By twelve, he had built a hyperspace engine out of scrap metal, a broken toaster, and what might have been a coffee machine. By sixteen, he was hijacking cargo freighters just to “borrow” spare parts. The Galactic Trade Authority called it theft. Harkin called it “aggressive engineering.”

But it was the day he unveiled Hammer of the Godz - a sleek, impeccably designed starship armed to the teeth - that cemented his legend. With stolen tech, gravity-warping engines, and a sound system loud enough to shake a planet, Harkin took to the stars, leaving a trail of wreckage, questionable decisions, and unpaid bar tabs in his wake. The Andromeda Galaxy would never be the same.

Rebel by Birth

From the moment we first draw breath, the universe throws rules in our path—laws of gravity, laws of men, laws of gods. But rebellion isn’t learned; it’s encoded in the stars, written in the DNA of collapsing supernovae and rogue asteroids defying orbital paths. The first explorers were rebels, the first thinkers heretics, and the first pirates the architects of untamed freedom. To be born a rebel is to reject the script handed down by those who came before and to carve a new path through the chaos. Harkin Zor didn’t inherit a legacy—he stole one from the void and made it his own.

HonkyKong.One Mission Statement

Forged in the void, baptized in chaos, and powered by sheer audacity—HonkyKong.One exists to defy the laws of man, nature, and occasionally, physics. We are the outlaws of the cosmos, the architects of rebellion, the last bastion of unregulated ingenuity. We don’t ask for permission. We take what we want, break what we must, and leave behind legends whispered in static-laced distress calls.

Guided by the spirit of Harkin Zor, the original intergalactic misfit, we mine the universe for opportunity, loot the digital frontier for innovation, and challenge the status quo with a smirk and a well-placed plasma cannon. We are renegades of reality, scoundrels of the stars, and if the Galactic Trade Authority has a problem with that… they can take a number.

Welcome aboard, and keep your hands inside the ship—unless you’re reaching for something worth stealing.

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